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Elyas Khan: Music

CLICK HERE FOR NERVOUS CABARET ALBUM LYRICS

December 10, 2009
<a href="http://nervouscabaret.bandcamp.com/album/nervous-cabaret">Mel Gibson by Nervous Cabaret</a>

MEL GIBSON

Left, right, center beam
Awful lot of blood here, hard to keep it clean.
When did he goes mad is when I wanted him to
That’s him over there, puking under the pew.
Well you made lots of money,
Go buy yourself a camera.
You Made some friends,
Put them to work for you.
You won the war,
So go rewrite the Torah.
Stick your thumb and forefinger,
Your forefinger forward.
Singin’
La la, la la, la la, la la
La la, la la, la la, la la
La la, la la, la la, la la
Laaaaaa….
Frame all your dreams away,
And play with who wants to play.
Splice all of the rest away,
And nice up your facts and,
Pray.

INSTANT LADY

I’m the one for me, you see
Slap slap slappin on my knee
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh
I sit back relax and I destroy my body,
I sit back relax and I destroy my body,
Cause, I don’t need nobody else
I’ve got me, I’m by myself
You all look sexy in my dreams cause in there you’re all fucking me
I am the operator,
I am the motherfucker innocent
I’m gonna work my right hand
Cause I don’t need nobody baby
I’ve got me I am the instant lady

GRAND PALACE OF LOVE


Come and take me kid
While I am hot
It’s educational bijoux
That’s right, just for me and for you
And now you eat me in chunks
You tea dip me in dunks
I am no good for your health
No who’s your father son
This bawdy scrafice
On every Saturday night
Come along with me
I’ll change you’re luck you’ll see
Just don’t drop drugs on my rug
You’ll get no hugs from those thugs
You’ll need a love potion
For sophisticated travelers
Under my Big Top Grand Palace of Love…

TRYPTYCH

(Part 1: Everything Here Will Die)

Everything here will die
Including my maiden and child
And all of the fields
So far and wide
As far as you can see
Because I know what to do
I know where you will go
One I was above
And now I am down below
Because everything here will die

(Part 2: Die in the Country)

There’s a time
And a place
And a waiting seat
And if ever you cross me
That’s where we’re going to meet
Ohh
In the country
The country, the country
You will die in the country
The country life
Is for me
There’s a time
And a place
And a waiting seat
And if ever you fuck with me
That’s where we’re going to meet
In the Country
The country, the country
You will die in the Country
The cuntry life is for me

(Part 3: Sexual Logic)

The city is a camp for refugees
Sexual Logic is you genius
The city is a camp for refugees
Sexual Logic is you genius
He’s has his bed
And she has her bed
And they have their beds
But I don’t
He has her bed
And she has his bed
And they have their beds
But I don’t
The city is a camp for refugees
Sexual Logic is you genius
The city is a camp for refugees
Sexual Logic is you genius

FURIOUS BED

I sink down into my furious bed
I was shot in the eye
Or was all in my head
Leaving footprints in the shape of my name
A life in debt
Is that the name of this game?
So bury me now
I’m going to rise to the top
Only half alive
Just you dare me to stop
They say that I could not afford to get rich
so guess who they’ve got
a-dig-a-digging this ditch
I think you know me well
I think you know me well
Last night I was throwing this party
Got my hands on some booze
I said let’s get this thing started
I looked up around at all the long faces
I’d  cut off my toes
And now I’m fingering spaces
I think you know me well
I think you know me well
But here comes another one, another one, another one (x2)
Here comes my mother and her lover,
My sister and her brother
Got the fever and the shudders
The grip from up and under
If they can’t have one another
For perfection they’ll surrender
Cry alone with one another
I think you know me well

RATATAT HEART

Wash my brains
And put them back in
Strap that backpack round my shoulders
Tuck those three little wires into my hat
And here I go
The remote control rat…a…tat
At your service
Through tight pipes
Over trees
Mastering my fear
Degree on degree
I stroll boldly across wide-open spaces
Where my enemies hiss
But these dangerous activities
They only fill me with electronic
Electronic bliss
Dearest dear
I hope that you understand
That last night was only a comedy
I apologize for being so confusing
But your see
This is my only remedy
For a broken rat…a…tat heart
You see I speak numerous languages
In perfect English
Well I need to know what I am doing
That’s why I let you take you take control of it
So Wash my brains
Be careful
And put them back in
Strap that backpack round my shoulders
Tuck those three little wires into my hat
And here I go
The Greatest Remote Controlled Rat…A…Tat
At your service

GOD’S GREATEST LOVER

God’s greatest lover simply had enough
Spies in his soup
He couldn’t touch that stuff
No he would never, never, never, never
Go there again
Well they gave him a medal, told him not to ring
Cause up there’s a prize for almost anything
And he shone it all day, shone it he did
Shoe it for us, no, no, no fuss
But there’s a price to pay,
A great big price to pay
I woke up this morning check my daily mail
I tried not to shake but to no avail
No I will never, never, never
Do that again
Never do that again

KiD [SiC]

Kids are kids and… Sick is Sick and
This is the story time…For KiD [SiC]
He was plotting his glow monkeys with his jellyfish
In Moderato, ma non troppo
And you were laughing at him
So what, so what, so
Laughing at him
So what, so what, so
The jellyfish gene made the monkey glow
He was a dim failed star so he had to go
He said
I ain’t no Mickey fuckin’ Jagger, no, no
But I got me own
Cataract swagger
And I dreamt that I was
The immortal braggart
Who once said
You can have it all, You can have it all
Because kids are kids are kids
And sick is sick is sick  (x2)
This is the story time
For KiD [SiC]

ALONE TOGETHER            
(Lyrics by Chad Parks)

You and Me
We’re alone together
We’re alone forever
And I don’t know where I could go
Here I lie
I lie dead
In a lie
At the bottom of the fertile sea
Do you see
Do you see, do I see
How it changes me

GRAVITY


Babies crawling with their ears to the soil
Here there is wisdom close to the ground
Take my advice
Leave this town of oil
Gravity, Gravity, La, La, La
Please never let me down  (repeat…)

ASA NISI MASA


Asa nisi masa (x8)
Don’t think that you can fool us
We know whether you’re pretending to be
Asleep
So sleep my baby
Sleep well
Asa nisi masa (x8)
In and out of trouble, I (x2)
I have never met no girl like you
Hey sister
Your know what they say about us
Too much sex drive, Too little patriotism
Well you was leaning out of windows
Abusing all the noisy birds
And you said
See if I don’t slit your throat
See if I don’t steal your coats
And if you eat up all your oats
You’ll find yourself floating with me
Cause you’re too good, You’re too good

PASSION PLUMBERS

Friday Night and we’re faking it
No dough but a realization we’re it
We’re talking love and civilization
‘cause we ain’t got shit ya see
Concerning hope and currency
Our homes and currency
So we became good union boys
Fleshy dues to pay
In cardiac alloys
Hello hello alloys alloys alloys (Repeat x 4)
We are the Passion Plumbers (Repeat x 4)
On a midnight patrol we rove
Re-route the drippy sink to the kitchen stove
No this ain’t any dumber
Than sitting idly by
While the thick faced hairy doorman
He keeps your love inside
Just call the Passion Plumbers
(Repeat x 4)
Now go and put the kettle
Put the kettle on the stove
So now we can all drink together
And fight, fight for our love
We are the passion Plumbers
(Repeat x 4)
Well now it’s Saturday night and we’re faking it (cont’ as before)